Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

Me and my best friend when we get home from the bar

whatever-floats-your-boattttt:

whatshouldwecallme:

image

omg dying

Posted 1 month ago
autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

Revised Day One speech: "Only five of you are relevant. Of those five, one of you will die. One of you will get fired. One of you will move to Zurich. And two of you will be stuck here forever."

(Source: drtessarosetorres)

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

yahooentertainment:

Earlier: JT’s acceptance speech

Posted 2 months ago

draculah:

jon-o-rama:

beards make you hotter.

this is science.

and mustaches make you creepier.

that is also science.

(Source: nicholasandrews)

Posted 2 months ago

ryanvoid:

interstellardiamond:

couchnap:

girldwarf:

heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.

he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks

wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?

you can’t LIE on the INTERNET

you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

Posted 2 months ago

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago